"Birds Aren't Real" Campaign
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- Publicado el 17 jul 2019
- Interview with "Birds Aren't Real" movement member, Peter McIndoe, who explains what he believes. A campaign called "Birds Aren't Real" has brought its efforts to the Mid-South including a Memphis billboard. This segment aired July 18, 2019.
He’s going old school. I miss real life trolls. Bravo good sir.
The man in the moon lol 😆
Not this theory exactly but many others so we can’t over throw them ALL some r very legitimate
Even mermaids aren’t as far fetched anymore there’s ancient drawings if we evolved 4rm “gorillas” wat makes u think it’s not possible we have 2b very opened mind w/things like this
"You wouldn't say this was satire if I said birds ARE real."
Dude, he got me with that one. 😂
And you know, sometimes you just have to hoax the hoaxers and give them the bird.
@Marinette Dupain What do you mean, a parody? The evidence is overwhelming
@CocoMamaBee He's acting. It's all a parody.
“Honestly that’s kind of offensive” this kid is a true legend for actually getting all these people to really follow his satirical movement.
The sandals make me take him way more seriously. This is in no way satire.
GREAT SCOTT YOURE RIGHT!!
Needs sandals like Jesus.
Hes spreading the word :
he thinks his feet aren’t finished yet
(reference from an episode of doctor katz) lmao
“Honestly that’s really offensive” LMAO that’s too funny and the pause was too good
"Honestly that's kind of offensive..I don't think you'd say that if I said birds ARE real." This guy deserves an Oscar.
As silly as this was that line did make me laugh.
@martskione I like your approach. I gotta say the only part I disagree with is the not bothering part at the end. I admit that maybe I misunderstood what you meant. But u just don't think we should ever stop asking questions. Whether or not science and religion can coexist (I believe they can). I just think we don't know enough, collectively. I can agree that putting each other down isn't helpful. We can always learn more. Apologies, if i completely missed your point.
Exactly
100%. That was a move of undiluted genius.
@Matthew Kagan "If he's acting" lol
The Onion wants its lead writer back.
My thoughts exactly ❤️🤣
@Florida Guy same, had a double take when I saw the channel creator
I literally thought this was an Onion video. 😂
Yes
because he deserted to help staff Donnie Dorito ?
This guy is the greatest troll in a generation
Legend has it after the interview, his mum picked him up and took him home
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
To the city
then he smokes a fat bowl cause he looks stoned asf💀
ecallinan White Knighting can be fun... I hear ya, Sista!
@Old Nik IX yes, you do.
A "pigeon" landed on my window and "stared" at me for over 5 minutes.
I am laughing out loud. 🤣 Thank you.
Sheldon ,,,,hep me,.
Youu too... ??
I've had one in my home/bedroom for over 10 years! Those poor government workers. They have seen so much.
@Onyxsolo I got you homie.
"Bird watching goes both ways"
You have my attention and my support
I’m fucking happy now. Thanks!
@IDK Dude I feel bad this comment section is so full of smooth brains.
@Caroline Hmmm I don't know maybe because they are birds?
@IDK How do you explain their erratic robotic movements hmmmm? How all of the same species have the same dialect? Seems a little sus to me I don't know.
He looks exactly as I would imagine someone who believes this would look like.
Yeah,nobody can replace him.He's the man!🤣
😂
Down to the sandals
@Ben Davis I know. I'm just saying he plays his part perfectly.
It’s satire bro 😂
Truly a visionary movement. Increases my faith in today’s youth, seeing them getting out there and marching for the cause of truth. Has Majorie Taylor Greene or Matt Gaetz been asked about their commitment to uncovering this conspiracy? Their values and morals as politicians may be the key to unlocking the door. God speed, Birds Aren’t Real!
I’ve had three “birds” mysteriously die in my back yard this year. Unfortunately I didn’t witness any of the “bird” deaths first hand. This is nonetheless scary. As a trained scientist, with advanced knowledge of anatomy, genetics, biochemistry, and forensic anthropology: The technology that this brave man is claiming exists has become so advanced that the “birds” have even taken on the appearance of natural decomposition and are being consumed successfully by other carbon based life forms such as bugs and scavengers without any noticeable detrimental effects. SCARY STUFF 😱
@Sith Assasin 🇺🇦 I try my best!
The fact that you just rosted that guy with scientific evidence makes you a legend 👍
This is literally so true. This guy is so relatable and saying what we all are thinking. Thank you!!
This dude is definitely one of the greatest trolls of all time
@Jason Lake sad I'm beginning to wonder.....
He’s not trolling
He is #2. Q is #1
@BABA KAZI same
Thank you Peter McIndoe for spreading the truth about birds.
He's legit going to get his own Netflix show one day. I'm positive this is the foundation of his acting resumé. He's so good.
He’s not acting....u obv need to wake tf up
If birds aren’t real that can mean vegans can eat them
@Christian Albert Jahns You would laugh, but I asked the same Question too
Usually you never get a Answer from them... almost feels like they don't want to be confronted with that they still destroy Life to keep their own
Same when eating Bugs "I would rather eat Bugs over Cow Meat"
When you say them they are both Animals and are most likely equal, most of them reply "No they are not - Bugs are simply not as advanced as Cows are"
I have the weird Feeling that some People would give similar Answers when you tell them about Plants
Honestly - I don't really care
I eat both, Meat and Vegetables, both in a very healthy Ratio and Variety + my Meat is coming from healthy Animals, which where not fed their whole Life with Antibiotics
and had a great Life on Top
So the Meat is probably much more Animal Friendly, than that Plant based Stuff, which is probably using Eggs from sick Mass Layer Hens, which are in a 30x30cm Space each Day
@Eskéy then why do they eat plants, then? They feel and alive too
@jekblom123 It's pretty foolish to think that only Biological Life exists
Yes. Its all synthetic organic matter that never lived to begin with.
I love it. this is the type of stuff we need every once an a while in our regularly scheduled news networks.
Interviewer: “What is your evidence?”
Stoner: “A lot”
@GoldenStarGamez Yeah it’s about time we shut these guys down permanently
IT IS CALLED PAYING ATTENTION
@A Shelfishist Tortle it's not fake it's just highly distorted and cherry picked to serve a particular narrative.
"Stoner"
🤣🤣🤣
Stoner: well the evidence has provided me with the evidence
"Honestly. it's kind of offensive"
Brilliant !!
I have renewed hope for the younger generation :)
She kind of killed it when she said “but before we went live, you told me this was all a joke”.
The level of commitment to this bit is amazing. I salute you sir!
I love this man’s commitment!👏👏👏
“Honestly it’s kind of offensive” 😂 top tier
Yes
AMAZING
That shit hit so hard!!! 😂😂😂
Skyler Reynolds just let him be, without his sense of superiority he is suicidal
i joined in a group named "Birds Aren't Real" thinking they were joking and posts memes. They attacked me for posting a cute photo of a parrot
@ATADEMO fnord
@Shine Sounds like something a BIRD would say. A bird that's not real.
@Not So Sus Did I stutter?
@ATADEMO are you serious rn?
Props to those hosts just rolling with this. I'm as much into them as his act.
I never heard of this 🤔 but with all of the hard evidence he put forward in this interview i am now convinced.
My old way of thinking is for the birds 🐦 lol
I watch this video every now and then just to have a good laugh 😂
the comedic timing on "honestly thats kinda offensive" is perfect
@Robert Cunningham wait if birds aren’t real that means I hate robots 😳
@JorgeSalasify /r/whoosh
@A Brown nice name me aviation durpsta I’m on to you 🤣
Ikr lmfao
@JorgeSalasify k
I believe it without doubt.. I used to see loads of birds flocking etc when a young kid with no worries. Now there are hardly any . Great man keep up the fight pal 👍🤝
Has a drone ever been disguised as a bird? Most likely 🤷🏻♀️
But as someone whose cat occasionally likes to catch a bird and bring it in to me, I can assure you, so far, they’ve all been made of flesh and blood and bone with no cameras...
1:08 That nervous laugh gets me every time. 😅
This guy is an absolute legend.
I just pray that he remains safe - The government has silenced so many of us.
Chirp chirp, brother.
He is a Byrd.
hahaha
@Mt. Theodore Alan no Chirp Chirp Finches
🤣🤣🤣
Wow, so many conspiracy theorists... This world is fucked
Good, this guy fires back. Im very proud of this guy.
I like the way he takes himself serious. No one else does.
We all know by now...that bird are real...I love this kid...he really knows how to get at real conspiracy theories...thanks we needed you!...
I know when I was a kid you would see birds flying in masses all the time just dancing in the sky. Now I haven't seen that in many many years.
I'm upset they didn't bring out a bird, that's the whole reason I watched this
"The government mercilessly GENOCIDED" is playing on a loop in brain. Help
Squidward in a bikini exists.
Had one experience a couple months ago before I heard about this, me and my GF were driving through a Dunkin doughnuts to get coffee and while we were waiting there's a single tress off to the side median before the drive through window. There was a single bird in the tree, but it was making these awful disgusting noises that did not sound like a bird. Sounded like it was broken trying to make over 35 bird calls which 2 of the noises weren't from this species of bird almost sounded like a "caw" like a crow. But it looked like a finch. Small bird. Drove up to the window and asked the worker "her you have one of thoughs bird noise machines or a fake bird over there? They said no. Maybe it broke. Only way I gain interest in a topic if I have a slight suspicion that it's true from me being a "see it to believe it or being in a similar situation of a sort" this topic might be a bigger hit then a miss. We love spying on people, just look at the new synthetic aperture radar system for example right after 5g comes out with new/old MMwave technology. Which is horribly bad for health ionosphere, strips hydrogen molecules from the ionosphere (less snow and less hydrogen to breath in to keep your lungs "moist"....yes I had to. It's killing the bees and their an endangered species. At what cost will they go to watch you down to how many times you shake it while using the restroom. No joke, if the fact of a possibility that the government is willing to push new technology without letting people know the full extent of a project or release of a new technology either it be birds or 5g. Why don't the tell people the risks, or the costs of the plan. Is a concern of your own personal well being, health, and mental health, and privacy anything even close to satire? I would say not. And if anyone doesn't know the plan, the surveillance system for everything even possible birds, it's part of sustainable development with the great reset. Facist. No not a biases opinion, the proof is in the pudding. Just look at what's going on with 2020 and ask yourself, do you know why all this is happening. Random virus, happens and someone pulled an Ozzy osbourne...he didn't have covid-19. 2 weeks before covid spread 5g got released in china. The election.just look at what's going on, control fear and more control Over the general public mental subjugation to become docile. Numb, to not feel emotions, to not be genuine humans as a collective community. But this pandemic is turning everyone into strangers and long story short america is in a state to state war due to the sustainable development. In times like this, don't be skeptical to your fellow friends and family or people trying to have their voices heard like this man you had on your show. He's putting trust in you guys, is his trust well placed? I'll leave my rant there.
Peter McIndoe a good actor, comedian and satire artist.
He’s so good at staying in character
@Mara Folse My buddy Leroy and I thought this was real and shot at every bird on our farms. At least they was good eatin!
He was recently on 60 Minutes, and finally broke character
Birds are real goddammit! I shoot em an eat em!!
What if he wasn’t kidding?
That’s crazy cause me and my friends for years would look at crows that follow us and really stare for like 15-20 minutes, and we’d call them the police cause they’re just watching everything! We would agree that it’s the government watching everybody but at the same time it was just rambling that we didn’t take seriously.
"I don't think you'd say that if I said that birds ARE real" 🤣🤣🤣
This is a serious movement, based on real data. The New York Times has covered it in depth.
Accounts of the widespread dynamiting of birds can be found in *_Fuzz_* the latest book by best-selling non-fiction author Mary Roach.
You know, flat earthers started out as satire as well... Just saying, if Birds Aren't Real becomes the next big conspiracy in the next ten years, don't be surprised if it's real annoying and ends in a capital insurrection.
This guy looks like he just woke up from a 3hr nap after an all nighter of gaming, Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Yep, Legend
@SiliVandalCO. especially, up over someone’s garage smoking a bong
Son, get off tv!
😂😂😂
And before he fell asleep he saw a guy cuss at a pigeon
I spend a lot of time on the CIA government website reading unclassified documents And I actually stumbled on an unclassified document that was released in 2019 and created in 1976 explaining the creation of the bird cameras. So this guy might seem crazy but there’s actually a little bit of truth behind what he’s trying to say. MIND BLOWN!!!
😂 love how serious he acted. 😂
More power to this important group. Peter McIndoe is the modern day Woodward & Bernstein.
Six months ago I would've easily identified (assumed) this as a parody. Now, I am genuinely unsure.
Damnit, he figured it out! Looks like we’re gonna have to go with plan bee now.
Lol..
I laughed too hard at this comment.
Lol damn. Great comment
Omg!!!!!! Best comment EVER!!!!!!!
Yeah 😔
The greatest performance artist of our time
If he says birds are drones, what does that make all my drones?
Speaking as an Ohioan, as a connoisseur of bluegrass music, piloting, barn building, drone flying, and rollercoaster riding, birds are in fact real.
We have the whole ornithology thing on Lockdown. If I emailed Chuck Yeager about this, he’d have a cow and sell its milk at the Farmer’s Market.
I have multiple pet birds and I can honestly say that birds are 100% real. How crazy do you have to be to believe this?
Love it!!! This kid is the greatest actor since Borat!
His shirt: “Bird watching goes both ways” 😂
It’s true. They watch you.
😂😂😂😂
@Silo Cy Ciscron who's paying you to say this?
I want that shirt!
So amazing that people can keep a straight face for this long.
I watched the first 47 seconds of this "news" channel 3, and I have to say this is really funny. The lengths some people will go to to get on TV, and get attention is amazing.
I believe him! I caught several of those bird drones peeping in my bedroom windows!
“No liberal media hit job “😂😂😂 this guys awesome 😂😂😂
All I know is that I've NEVER seen a baby pigeon 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
@Mitzu you just forgot to charge it
I breed them
Wow! That never occurred to me but I haven't either.
I for real literally respectfully actually had a robin build a nest at my bathroom window, i placed a surveillance camera between the shade and window and spied on her lay hatch and feed her baby robins for a month straight. All they saw was a camera, and all i saw were birds, doing bird things, being birds. This guy needs to switch to crack light.
I’ve been in his shoes I was paranoid asf, until I grew up and came to my senses 😂
I gotta hand it to him, this kid made a living for himself...
Bro! Remember a few years ago when all of those groups of birds DID die all over the world? Holy shit! He's right!
Watching this with a bird on my shoulder. I looked at him and he looked back very suspiciously
Run
@This guy don't shut them up.
😂
It's only slightly less bad than ticking off the _squirrels,_ Morty.
(congrats if you got the reference)
Okay. This comment made me laugh, thank you, haha
Wow, this kid is brilliant! What a great way to troll the conspiracy theorists. Because we know all conspiracy theories are nonsense. It's been proven by the fact checkers. And science!
@Joe Renaud Wow...didn't realize that. Does he mention it specifically somewhere that I can watch?
Science has discovered that specific birds songs travel indefinately through interstellar space. its actually a 1 way communication line to thier creators. birds have been surveilancing human activity since creation and reporting back,
I love how he never showed a single proof
When I was in California, my dog attacked an alley Cat, and I went over to get my dog, and the cat had wires and electrical parts, I was freaking out because when he bit into the cat , the cat didn’t bleed, so I checked the cat because I was hoping that my dog didn’t kill it and that’s when my buddy and I noticed that it was some kind of robot cat! By the way we were both Stone Cold sober, I had to throw that out there because people always ask if we were high or something…..
You gotta give it to this guy, he sells the whole serious act quite well.
@Chris Valin you would be the kind of person to believe dumb shit like birds aren't real of you don know this is satire
@Chris Valin it's satire bro
@Chris Valin buddy, I’m sorry to inform you this is in fact satirical
So do those interviewers
What “whole serious act”?
I’m pretty sure they are real I once found a hurt pigeon and tried to care it to health but it got murdered by a dog and I saw nothing but blood and feathers and nasty bird guts
amazing how these tv ppl think its ok to laugh at this guy n try to make up things he didn't even say n honestly i believe wat he says!!
I can't tell if you're going along with the joke or you genuinely believe this
Im starting to wonder if we live in multiple realitie at once as I come in to contact with people with very different understandings of reality. I am willing to question my own view points but I cannot seem to wrap my head around some other viewpoints like the one in the video. The most likely explanation is that I come into contact with the other realities and likewise so do other people. Now im not saying that is actually happening but I have not come up with a better explanation yet.
i’m so proud that this is what’s going on in my city.
Fun fact: birds actually died when they flew south and migrated themselves off the flat Earth.
Lol
How'd they get out dome?
Easy pickings for the cia as all those birds prob piled up roughly around the same spot because they can't live past the ice walls that keep the flat earth pond like structure that we live in. Time to sink these 3 letter organisations 👊💙🙏
@Jenna Sweet Tea it's joke bro
😂😂😂😂😂
This kid is bats! absolutely crazy! As the old timers say "They walk because they see other people walk."
I actually believe the kid. Look into what he's talking about and you will get more and more creeped out.we easily had drone technology and cell technology in the 70s but it was kept secret. Don't make fun of him till you look for yourself.
I love how the anchors aren't in on the joke 😂😂
That's funny because my first job I ever had was at a place called the roer bird farm and we used to take in rescue and produce a large some of the doves pigeons and exotic birds all over the Southwest
The fact that they're interviewing this guy is just crazy.
@Malevolent It IS satirical.
It’s satire y’all.
For real! I triple checked I wasn’t watching the onion news
russell simien I actually don’t believe is true at all. But I believe way gnarlier things so I can’t disrespect this guy for looking into something and being ferverous about the truth. But no I don’t believe that birds are fake but there are much more sadistic things going on. We live in a matrix and are programmed to identify with our ego. Put down the books and find gnosis. It’s the only way out
His shirt says “bird watching goes both ways” 😂😂
Real birds would never survive flying through all these chemtrails, think about it!
This is so true. I was just talking to a woman whose parakeet was killed by the fumes from a teflon pan she was using. I can't imagine how anyone would believe birds could live in Gary, Indiana or Bridgeport, Connecticut, to name two examples. (Sorry Gary and Bridgeport people. I'm sure the air there is fine for people. )
I've been wondering why my Budgie kept eyeballing me 🤣
And during the whole covid thing they had us stay in the house, so they could change the batteries.
"I have as much evidence as the birds have provided."
Still waiting for proof
Great timing read that at the moment he said it.
The birds were very cooperative lol
Does he have even one that he caught? Why not? Why do the birds come and eat seeds from out feeder? Just an elaborate ruse?
He's a genius !🤣
I saw a sign over the 210 Fwy in CA just this week. “Look up Bird Surveillance.”
This is awesome satire.
Brilliant. He’s won the bet with his pals.
Plot twist: he's a surveillance robot made by birds
Shhhhhh, you know not of their full scope of influence.
Lol
Humans aren't real
ok now i question ic my own birds are even real
This comment cracked me up!
You'd have to show me a bird with some sort of recording technology in it before I'd believe this.
What's amazing is that there is no pushback from the anchors over clearly ridiculous statements. He hilariously deflects and they just go with those deflections.
:) I love social experiments in critical thinking, such joy.
I’m open to hearing his theory. I don’t judge.
"I have as much proof as the birds have provided."
Ah, a man of science.
@NeWorldVision I'm on the other dudes side. He burned you back there bro!
@Beyond Belief I'm on your side, dude. You told him right from wrong! You're a genius dude. Please keep telling em!!
The bird flaps,gains thrust,then caresses the air to fly ... it all sounds very familiar.
I live for this comment section 😂